Thursday, July 22, 2010

Privacy

Sharing a house with a 3 year old and a 1 year old means you have very little privacy.
It's funny how even having the bathroom to yourself becomes a luxury...

I enter the bathroom and barely even lock the door when I hear the pitter patter of little people feet.  Madelyn is quick to notice that I have left the room and it doesn't take long before she is banging on the door and wailing to enter.  Collin is right behind her with his fists a pounding as well...

"Mommy what are you doing?"

"I'm going to the bathroom Collin, I'll be right out"

"Are you going poop or pee?"

Um seriously??? 
 I couldn't make this up if I tried people...

"Mommy do you hear me?"

"Yes I hear you Collin, at this point the whole neighborhood can hear you..."


"HUH, what mommy?
Why aren't you coming out?
Open the door mommy!"

"I'm going to the bathroom Collin."

"Why did you close the door?"

"That's what people do when they go to the bathroom."

"Hurry up and open it...
Why do you keep saying 'Oh my word' ?"


And such is life... :)



4 comments:

  1. Oh my word! That made me LOL :)

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  2. That is hilarious Meg,,,
    I am just waiting for the day that Collin or Madelyn say now mom " seriously " lol...

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