Dear Snot,

Why, oh why do you insist on invading this sweet beauty's nose?

I mean I am just wondering...

You see we just got rid of you 

and now you have made an untimely return.

Um, in case you didn't notice,

you weren't invited!

You are an unwanted guest...

you make us feel yucky...

you keep us up at night...

you are disgusting...

you make pretty little faces look messy...

because of you we have to cancel plans!

And now I am writing to you as though you are a person,

I wish to declare temporary insanity due to sleep deprivation 

thank you very much.

In short,

you are not our friend

so just go away and leave us alone.

Sincerely,

The Mommy who cleans you up

P.S. all of these photos were taken yesterday when we were much happier!